1. gotitforcheap:

    this new gta screenshot looks like a giant head coming out of the road staring at a man on a bench 

    (via bitdragon)

    • baby:   t- t-
    • parents:   the baby's first words!
    • baby:   t- thh- th-
    • parents:   three??? thing???
    • baby:   t- tha- tha-
    • baby:   That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…
  2. go anon and say whatever you’d like to me.

    (Source: maewhitwoman, via save-time-sacrifice-virgin-goats)

  3. qtmaster:

    lamapalooza:

    sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

    image

    (Source: lamapalooza, via dannyaviclan)

  4. The thought that Barry is real and perhaps read my letter makes me feely

    my-name-is-long:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    "We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

    I laughed a little too hard

    (via fibbonaccisequins)

  5. behold-theturtle:

    stella-rogers:

    In the lobby of the CTcon hotel on Saturday, there was a family with two cute little twin girls walking around and talking to all of the cosplayers. I was talking to my friends (hiwamu and haihane) when they were approached by the parents and these timid kids.

    The parents asked: “What are you two from?”

    Virus: “Uh… We’re from a video game.”

    Parents: “Is it G-Rated?”

    ViTri: “No.”

    Understatement of the century.

    image

    This kid knows what’s up.

    (via dannyaviclan)

  6. observingkatherine:

    giraffepoliceforce:

    Still pretty proud of my response to this.

    I was totally down with the change over already, but not knowing the backstory, this just convinced me so hard that Captain America needs to be a minority right now. 

    Before, Marvel said, “This is what you want? Well fuck you, he isn’t going to help you.” 

    Now Marvel is saying, “This is who you’re throwing under the bus? Who you’re tossing into prison like he doesn’t mean anything? Who you demonize regularly? Well fuck you, he’s going to save you anyway.”

    And as far as the Thor thing, that whole, “If he be worthy part,” yeah, they’re giving the finger to the patriarchy right there saying, “Hey, women are worthy too.”

    If these two things were spaced out, I might believe that they were just marketing ploy, but they come so close together at a time where this message is necessary, I can’t help but think that there are people at Marvel who get it and are going with it. 

    I mean, if they were willing to fight Hitler during WWII, why not be willing to fight some of the evils of today? 

    (via angryfeministbabe)

  7. thelilnan:

    talking about the thing u love

    image

    (via isabeauigraines)

  8. times-like-these7:

    sorelatable:

    If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

    image

    Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

    (via fibbonaccisequins)

  9. send me an age and ill tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old

    (Source: monoceroy, via bitdragon)

    (Source: meanplastic, via jesuschristvevo)

  10. ricardosminaj:

    Nicki Minaj speaking the truth on twitter about racism (7/23/14)

    (via jesuschristvevo)

  11. telapathetic:

    Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

    (Source: telapathetic, via fake-mermaid)